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• stefanie rae
  ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
  I ordered the seafood platter and the cheese platter. Server forgot about cheese platter, so it came very late. Both platters were strange. No good sauces or accoutrements. Only coconut sauce...? With cheese. It was cartoonish, the way nothing on the platters made sense. Like something the Mad Hatter would place on the tea table.
• Emma S
  ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
  Pretentious and rude.
  
  Went to the cafe based on lonely planet recommendation. Staff took a while to acknowledge we were standing waiting to order. Asked for a latte, iced tea and a muffin. Was told they didn't have the iced tea I wanted so i asked for different flavour. Took a seat outside and they said they would bring drinks out. Guy then told us they were out of iced tea completely apart from black tea.. and anyway "the menu is just a suggestion". I asked for an iced latte instead.. which wasn't great. The muffin was weird (again a second choice because first choice wasn't available) and the original latte we ordered never turned up.
  
  On the upside they were so hopelessly disorganised that they only charged us $4 for an iced latte and a muffin but seeing as they service was non-existent and both muffin and coffee were a bit gross maybe that wasn't such a good deal!
  
  Don't bother going. They have something on the back of the menu about people "yelping" (moaning) about their place. We thought it was a joke but after this experience we can see why they felt the need to put this on the menu!!

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